Ending world hunger may be impossible to end in the mind of many people and they might be correct, but before a baby walks he must crawl. I have a proposed solution to this problem, well maybe not a solution but a start. I call it "Starvation for Salvation". It's a simple plan that calls for people with the ability to skip one meal a month, to pass that meal on to a person who is less fortunate. But I don't want people to do this only once in their life time or when a tragedy happens in their native Southern American or Caribbean country, but instead once a month for the rest of their lives.
             It's a very simple proposal, one meal once a month. I do not think that the average American will suffer any serious health affliction by skipping one measly meal. But every great foundation needs a spokes person, I say we convince Rosie O'Donnel to be the face of this foundation. She is loud, pushy, annoying and is seen by the nation for five hours every week. She is perfect for the job. We could even allow her to take credit for the entire idea, because in reality if we don't she will take it anyway. Now with a famous Hollywood celebrity on the bandwagon the rest of the nation will be sure to follow, because that's how things work in the United States. With just that one meal that Rosie gives up we could probably feed an entire village in Ethiopia for at least three days.
             We could print up some pictures on tee-shirts and buttons, and maybe even have some sugar packets with Rosie's head on it saying, "If I can do it, I know you can." Pictures are nice, I like pictures and so do many other people. We could have some big restaurant corporation sponsoring us like McDonald's, it's great advertising for their company and maybe they could come up with some kind of crazy idea where it would be beneficial for them also. They could set aside one day out of
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